Between classes

You know your a Theatre major when: someone says La vie bohem..and you immediately beging to reference rent.
Me: "Viva
Both: La vie Bohem! ..Duhn!"

we even included the error from the original soundtrack, that last duhn at the end of the song...wow...

Oh by the way, my blood is binary, just thought you should know

Housing

Simply put, nothing is decided yet. Most of my potential roommates have not gotten back to me with anything definite from their parents. I hope this all comes together, but i'm starting to doubt.
~Ryugu

Dear lord we are nerds...But that's fun

Enter Dorm:

I Am dead (we were mimicing Monty python's "i'm not dead yet" bit) and I was lying half on the bed. Dan begins to consistently poke my corpse. My rommate stands me up and I hold the death state

Theo: Isn't rigor mortis fun?

*Tim and Theo begin to balance me on my feet*

Vicky: *taps* Life

*I wake up*

Me: Oh good, it's good to have a cleric around

*look at my arm* Who poked me?!

Dan: Me

*Goes into fighting stance and power punches Dan so he falls on the bed. Tim grabs arm and breaks it*

Me: Oh fuck...Vicky heal him and fix my arm

*Vicky heals Tim by mistake*

me: Not him! Dan!

Vicky: *touces Dan's back* Cure Moderate Wounds. *then touches Richard's arm and heals*

Me: Ahh thanks. I need that arm. *wink*

Time: Ha. But you healed me, so now I can kill you.

*Vicky goes to cast 'Inflict Moderate Wounds' but Time breaks jaw and steals weapons*

Tim: Now you have no weapons *evil smile*

Vicky: Crap. Wait, am I dead or did you just steal all my weapons?

Time: I broke your jaw too. Now you can't cast any spells.

Vicky: Damn...wait! Isn't 'Cure Light Wounds' a non verbal spell?

Me: I dunno

Tim: When in doubt, When "Can we do this is asked ...*picks up PHB* consult the book

Vicky: I know it was Non-verbal in 2nd edition

Richard Invis...Disintegrate..Cure!

Tim: ..uh.. VS, Verbal, can't use it with your broken jaw

Richard: You'll need still spell, how much does that add

Tim: 1

Richard: Are we using Quicksilver or Core?

Vikcy: Quicksilver duh

RIchard: okay, beacuse of aggravated damage, that broken jaw is at least 2 AD, so that's 8 Hp and you'll need at the very least a Cure light wounds so that's a second level silent spell.

Tim: she can't cast it for 24 hours, she didn't prepare it like that.

Richard: True, but what level is she?

Vicky; I've been playing clerics forever, so maybe 10?

Richard: I'm only a sixth level DM, so maybe you are around 8th level?

Vicky: Well all my clerics get to 6th level then die, so maybe 6th level

Richard: Well your also moving to 3rd edition, and now quicksilver, so i'd say 7th level

*all pause*

All: God we are nerds....

*and thus it was blogged*