Dear lord we are nerds...But that's fun

Enter Dorm:

I Am dead (we were mimicing Monty python's "i'm not dead yet" bit) and I was lying half on the bed. Dan begins to consistently poke my corpse. My rommate stands me up and I hold the death state

Theo: Isn't rigor mortis fun?

*Tim and Theo begin to balance me on my feet*

Vicky: *taps* Life

*I wake up*

Me: Oh good, it's good to have a cleric around

*look at my arm* Who poked me?!

Dan: Me

*Goes into fighting stance and power punches Dan so he falls on the bed. Tim grabs arm and breaks it*

Me: Oh fuck...Vicky heal him and fix my arm

*Vicky heals Tim by mistake*

me: Not him! Dan!

Vicky: *touces Dan's back* Cure Moderate Wounds. *then touches Richard's arm and heals*

Me: Ahh thanks. I need that arm. *wink*

Time: Ha. But you healed me, so now I can kill you.

*Vicky goes to cast 'Inflict Moderate Wounds' but Time breaks jaw and steals weapons*

Tim: Now you have no weapons *evil smile*

Vicky: Crap. Wait, am I dead or did you just steal all my weapons?

Time: I broke your jaw too. Now you can't cast any spells.

Vicky: Damn...wait! Isn't 'Cure Light Wounds' a non verbal spell?

Me: I dunno

Tim: When in doubt, When "Can we do this is asked ...*picks up PHB* consult the book

Vicky: I know it was Non-verbal in 2nd edition

Richard Invis...Disintegrate..Cure!

Tim: ..uh.. VS, Verbal, can't use it with your broken jaw

Richard: You'll need still spell, how much does that add

Tim: 1

Richard: Are we using Quicksilver or Core?

Vikcy: Quicksilver duh

RIchard: okay, beacuse of aggravated damage, that broken jaw is at least 2 AD, so that's 8 Hp and you'll need at the very least a Cure light wounds so that's a second level silent spell.

Tim: she can't cast it for 24 hours, she didn't prepare it like that.

Richard: True, but what level is she?

Vicky; I've been playing clerics forever, so maybe 10?

Richard: I'm only a sixth level DM, so maybe you are around 8th level?

Vicky: Well all my clerics get to 6th level then die, so maybe 6th level

Richard: Well your also moving to 3rd edition, and now quicksilver, so i'd say 7th level

*all pause*

All: God we are nerds....

*and thus it was blogged*